Canadian coins containing tiny transmitters have mysteriously turned up in the pockets of at least three American contractors who visited Canada, says a branch of the U.S. Department of Defence.

"From a technology perspective, it makes no sense," he said. "To me it's very strange."

P.S. "It is important to recognize copiers and shredders can contain built-in scanners to copy the data."

P.P.S. The same transmitter is in your new passports, America.

The fifteen minutes is over for this guy but his story just gets more fun to follow. He owes a half million dollars plus $20k more each month, with no income.

The price of calories.

( Another Bearish Signal )

Mark Foley, I love you so much, for this revolting monster you've let loose on the House. It's called an October Surprise, and boy are people, well, surprised! It's so mind-bogglingly hypocritical!!! And a coverup? A coverup that goes to the TOP? AWESOME.

Republicans can't be kept from voting. There could be horizontal sleet, and Republicans will vote. But now they have to support these guys. STAY HOME, REPUBLICANS. WE CAN LAND THIS THING FOR YOU. Just lay back and don't you worry about a thing. We fixie. BEST CONGRESSIONAL SCANDAL EVAR!!!!!!


We're cool like teens, Dennis!

Normally at this spot of beach I organize children to dam and channel the creek as it crosses the sand into the sea. I love organizing children: managing factions, developing leadership, channeling dependable strengths, mediating conflicts. It's like a cush corporate job but with toddlers and sand.

( But today I wanted to sculpt. )

I asked Akiko where she wants to go, and she answered, twice. Did you know you can go there, too?

I told Akiko to dress for the Panda Club, where everyone looks like a panda. So she found some black and a little white and bamboo and I took her to the Vogue, where she had an Alaskan Ale and I had a shot and we danced mostly two hours straight. At one moment, with the spotlight on her face, she was the perfect panda.

Later she told me about oxytocin, a trust-building brain chemical produced when you touch nipples, used to treat autistics in their trust struggle, and i promised she could have all the oxytocin she wants.

In each eye is a $4,000 lense and her wide paws shovel deep into bee honey and swing as she marches in the teddy bear parade.