Celebrate
Independence
From tyranny that lasts too long.
May you live your own nightmares.
May your slavery be freely chosen.
May you know health and riches, but above these
freedom.



Freedom to have your heart attack.



Towering freedom.



Geographic.



Arena football freedom.



Operation Iraqi Freedom.



Boomerang-throwing tourist freedom.



World freedom.



And all the "freedom filler copy" you can stomach.



The waitress will be your cashier.